Im blaming Taylor for this....
So I was just surfing Facebook on Google Chrome when Taylor insulted Google...
Then it froze.
Then I clicked "kill"
but it didnt kill...it just killed Facebook (thought it would close the application)
and made a sad face at me =[
But I decided I wanna work for google. I mean why not?
well are you asking why?
*You get to choose between two medical insurance companies (three in california)
*Full dental
*Full vision...where you can get almost any sort of contacts or frames
*some transportation to certain places (for free)
*EAP (helps with children, pets, other family...)
*Life insurance...with the ability to pay for even more
*short term disability (when you are burnt out and stuff) as well as long term disability
*Business travel accident insurance
*college savings
*401K
*Maternal AND Paternal leave (even covered when you adopt a child....and they will help pay if you adopt)
*Tuition reimbursement
*free lunch and dinner
and like...a lot more
so screw you taylor...Im working for Google
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